Rich Demotivational Poster
Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -
SHARPE'S APPROVAL -
ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6
TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP - Richard Simmons Just Seen It
LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich
RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*
YOU MESS WITH THE BULL -
LIFE IS -
LARS ULRICH -
YES I DO -
SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich
O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -
BRUCE AND THE DEVIL - I Like the FAT GUY on the LEFT!
WE ALWAYS NEED AN INTERSECTION BETWEEN POOR AND RICH PEOPLE -
I AM EPIC WIN - All questions to me must be put int the form of awesomeness
RICHARD NIXON -
HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.
QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.
TOGETHER AGAIN -
CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, AND MEN -
WEALTH - Money can't buy you happiness, but Poverty can buy you nothing.
L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.
STONE WALLS -
WINE - how rich people get wasted
ALTRUISM - The best thing you can do for poor people is not be one of them - Steve Harvey
HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...
Politicians Recruitin' The Poor -
1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.
IN HARMS WAY -
enough is enough -
SILICON VALLEY NET WORTH - Remember when you said you wouldn't go out with him for a million bucks? Well...
PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.
THE UGLY TRUTH -
IT'S ALL RELATIVE. - Why is this guy considered a war hero (George Custer), yet Heinrich Himmler is considered a war criminal?
HOBO EYE FOR THE RICH GUY - Excuse me Sir, have you seen my Grey Poupon ?
LET'S FACE IT - Don't Bury our heads
HOMELESS BILL - Has the right idea
THE BLAME GAME - It's more fun than you think!
OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?
KEITH ALIVE AND KICKIN' - Because a rolling stone gathers no moss
ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.
RICHARD DAWKINS - Thank God!!! I am an atheist!
George Wasn't an Idiot -
HAPPINESS - Those who says "money can't buy happiness" is probably already rich.
IN MEMORIAM -
A RICH MAN'S JOKES - are always funny
HERE COMES MY EXECUTIONER - BUT, SOFT! How now, my hardy, stout resolved mate! Are you now going to dispatch this deed?
Dead Like Me -
EXPENDABLE WE ARE -
Keith Richards -
Simple Pleasures -
protest march -
GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black
FULL CIRCLE -
Rich Bastard -
THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR CRASH EVER - Goes to Mr. Woods. $55 million and counting.
IF SHE ASKS FOR DIAMONDS ON VALENTINE'S DAY . . . - . . . show her this poster and negotiate a deal.
A HORSE A HORSE!! - My kingdom for a horse!
IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN - to play "Spot the Rich Guy"
CHARITIES - They're no diffrent from a burglar's. They take from the rich, and give to the poor. (in this case, themselves)
RICH PEOPLE -
RICHARD - He powned you noob
Smarter Than I Think -
It's Time For Me To Fly -
Friedrich Nietzsche -
Says You -
Morbid Curiosity -